If you decide to read The Time-Travelling Cat and the Great Victorian Stink, Julia Jarmon, (2010, 146 pages) don’t make the mistake I made. Don’t scratch your head over sentences like, “Get lost, yer little tea leaf,” getting completely confused because you don’t understand a lot of the words and expressions the author uses. Finally, I thought, “Geez- with all these unfamiliar words from 1800’s England there ought to be a glossary, I’ll just flip through to the back and… Oh. There it is.” Duh. The thing is, even though some of these weird words are great, such as “smatterhauling” (stealing handkerchiefs), in my opinion there are too many of them. Take my advice and put a bookmark by the glossary page.  You’ll need it.

There were also several words that are used differently in the UK, such as “pong”. In England, “pong” is not a lame video game from the 80’s but rather a bad smell. Topher, the main character is upset at the beginning of the book because he has “holiday homework”. I was thinking winter break holiday, but the author meant summer, which in the U.S. we call vacation. These vocabulary issues kept me from losing myself in the story as I would have liked.

The Time-Travelling Cat and the Great Victorian Stink is one in a series of eight books about a boy named Topher who lives in London with his time-traveling pet cat, Ka. In this story they stay in London, traveling back to the mid 1800’s. In most time-travel books the characters know they are time traveling. This story is a little unusual in that when Topher travels back in time, “…all memory of his life as Topher Hope faded. He was Topher Rowley, an orphan on the run…” Topher Rowley’s parents had died, forcing him to live in a workhouse. He escaped from the workhouse, only to get trapped in a house of thieves and pickpockets who won’t let him leave.

While in the house of criminals, he uncovers a plot to kill Joseph Bazalgette, an engineer who was designing a great sewer system for London. In the old days before modern sewer systems, drinking water would get contaminated by toilet water and people developed the deadly disease of cholera. Topher knows Bazalgette’s work is going to make London less smelly and safer so he tries to save him.

But what about the cat, you are probably thinking. Ka, is modern Topher’s pet. Ka goes off time-traveling on his own sometimes. When he does, he is replaced in Topher’s bedroom by a small cat statue. The statue turns into the live Ka when he comes back. The description of the cold stone turning to warm fur is fantastically vivid. Ka is cool: wise, helpful, and cuddly to boot. When he talks he uses a lot of r’s:

“Hu…rrrrr…y.  Hu…rrrrr…y.”   “Wa…rrrrr…n. Wa…rrrrr…n”. ,

which seems the way a cat would talk, just a step beyond purring.

The four main things I look for in a time travel book are:  1. a great story, 2. good characters, 3. creative use of language, and 4. humor. Here’s how this book stacked up. 1. A lot of the tension in this plot has to do with a chase scene and fighting criminals. I would rather the author put me on the edge of my seat in a way that didn’t involve criminals and a chase scene, but the chase scenes did have exciting parts. 2. There weren’t really any interesting characters in this book, besides the cat. 3. The word choices the author use distracted me from the story.  4. This book was not very funny–I did not LOL.

To conclude, if you enjoy cats and chase scenes you might find this book a winner.  Warning: there is much talk of poop though, so if you’re squeamish, beware! Continue reading →